Birds wearing bells as hats.
Bonus: Matcha Manju
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
blameaspartame free fedora with purchase of any new or used vehicle. No money down, good credit, bad credit, no credit for the women of the world as being your peers, it’s all approved!
honestly being from the part of the country where this dealer is local I can never look at a car bearing his sticker and not think things like this.
don’t bring a potato on a stick to a scythe fight, sanomaru